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1. "I need absolute Silence while I slip into character!" - Schmidt
2. "Look at Dixon's office. Looks like a giant cube of ice." - Schmidt
7. "I thought we had Kate Blanchet with the budget?" - Jenko
8. "Good thing there was an even bigger abondoned church directly across the street." - Schmidt
9. "Remember me? I'm your best nightm... I'm your worst nightmare!" - Jenko
10. "I'm a solo artist now like Beyonce." - Schmidt
12. "Spring break yourself fool!" - Captain Dickson
13. "I'm exhausted from inventing Facebook..." - Schmidt
17. "That was way too fast, and a little bit too furious!" - Schmidt
19. "Oh, I gotta get home and feed my - Boner!" - Jenko
24. "It's inking in my mouth!" - Schmidt
27. "Where'd you find this gringo man, the Mumford & Sons concert?" - Schmidt
28. "I'm Schmidt, my pants are full of doodie!" - Mr. Walters
31. "I'm so hungry I wish I had a -?" "Tampon!" - Jenko
32. "You know they gave me a vagina. It's awesome. You guys wanna see it?" - Mr. Walters
33. "They still have books? I thought they just put the books inside of the computers." - Jenko
37. "Your like the loudest climaxer I've ever heard..." - Mercedes
38. "You've got 99 problems, but being young isn't one." - Mercedes
39. "Maybe he could give you something for your weird old face." - Mercedes
41. "What are you gonna do, choke me with your liver spotted hands? You gonna push me over with your walker?" - Mercedes
42. "You probably haven't run that fast since you played stickball in the field behind old Pop Wigglebee's sweetshop." - Mercedes